Woodsaddle

"I am starting to have serious questions about this wed site"

david mamet is so weird and off-key (and terrible politically) but also he’s got some nice fast lines when he needs to.

i get to see the person i’m in love with in one hundred and three hours like:

*shooing hours of out the barn with pitchfork* go on, get! nobody wants you around here!

Patricia Meyerowitz's Obituary on The Express Times

this person died before I could thank her for her diligent scholarship and elegant writing about gertrude stein

but here goes anyway: thanks PM

Word of the day

russiangrammar:

динозавр  (m)
dinozávr
dinosaur

Example sentence:

Я всегда замечаю, когда в фильмах используют поддельных динозавров.
I always notice when fake dinosaurs are used in movies.

image

in 1890 giuseppe peano defined a continuous curve that passed through all the points in the unit square—a creature that some people were quite the opposite of enamored of

kikkoman for dining but tan my worthless hide in la choy

I tried to offer this girl the open heart all aspiring app designers needed, and not judge her for wearing the shortalls. As he picked up the check, OKJosé told Shortalls where to find him when he worked at the farmer’s market.

-salon dot com in case you though i was joking

  • me: honestly its a mystery past all understanding why you'd text and thus burn off time which so needs to be devoted toward excavation of this glance that you gave me while we last week stood adjacently in line to get sold lemon-pops

who says that wolves are bad mothers?

-pattie mccarthy, “domestic cryptography survey I”

easyale

so much of my time goes into hating the slicksters + emotional hooligans over at slate that sometimes i forget about the pageantry, theater, and inanity that is to be hated at salon

so much of my time goes into hating the slicksters + emotional hooligans over at slate that sometimes i forget about the pageantry, theater, and inanity that is to be hated at salon